God Awful Movies

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Buttercream Gang, the story of four kids growing up on the mean streets of Draper, Utah and trying to survive the gang violence that so often plagues towns like it.

This week, Heath and Noah tackle a Christian documentary that makes the argument "Just look at the X!" over and over again while making it ever clearer that the producer wrestles with sinful thoughts about birds.

We're joined by Dave and Bryan from the "BRING ME THE AXE" horror podcast for a review of ... A Day of Judgment.

We're joined by Sarah from the "Let's Talk about Sects" podcast for a review of ... True Tales of the Past: The Saga of Osiris and Isis.

This week, Paul from the That Aged Well podcast joins us to review Early Warning, the story of how uncomfortable a pair of jeans could really be in the 80s. And also the pending apocalypse or something.

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Emma Smith: My Story. It's the story of how you're actually allowed to pretend whatever history you want.

This week, we break down the long awaited capper to the Leap trilogy live from Cleveland, Ohio.

This week, Dan and Dan from Data Over Dogma join us for to review Mary: Mother of Jesus, a movie with the same approximate attention to historicity as the Muppet Christmas Carol.

This week, Cara Santa Maria relives her childhood trauma at the hands of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. But in cartoon form.

This week, Uncle Mark (formerly of The How To Heretic) makes his triumphant return to the show to help us break down bigotry time-capsule Gay Rights, Special Rights. It's the story of how equality is a zero sum game.

This week, Thomas and Lydia from Where There's Woke join us for a review of the pro-child abuse Christmas movie, Summertime Christmas. And if you don't believe me, I get it. I'm just a blurb. But that's really what we watched.

This week, guest masochist Ryan Bailey joins us to review Praise Band, the story of absolutely nothing. But at least there's constant Christian music though.

This week, new guest masochists Janice Lagata and Melanie Kleimola from the Bad Words podcast learn about the comedy stylings of "Fire by Nite," the bowl-cut of comedy stylings.

This week, we inaugurate a new guest masochist. Sammy Smart from the Too Scary; Didn't Watch podcast joins us for one of the least scary horror movies to ever exist. Wraith is the story of people hearing creepy sounds in the night and getting up to see what they were. That and a hilariously stupid ending that you can see coming from a runtime away is all this film has to offer.

This week, the guys are live in Portland, Oregon for a review of the Wright Family's latest offering, "Bigfoot Blood on the Farm." And no, I haven't omitted a comma.

This week, the hosts of the Too Many Tabs podcast join us for a movie about how surprisingly cool God is when it comes to texting and driving.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to review The Coddling of the American Mind, a movie about the dangers of inclusivity that argues for their anti-inclusivity voices to be included.

This week, Kara Griffin from Recovering From Religion's RFRX Podcast joins us to review the 1985 biopic about a terrible, abusive man who, through the power of Christ, turned into a terrible, abusive pastor.

This week, Katie and Allen from Werewolf Ambulance join us for a movie that asks the important questions, like "can the soul of a miscarried fetus trapped in a doll defeat a Canadian improv artist's gang of hat-themed henchmen before they're overrun by afterlife forest demons?"

We're joined by Michael Marshall for a review of the seminal work in the genre of 1970s demonic vehicle Christian cinema...THE CAR.

This week, Dr. Alice Howarth joins us for a skeptical review of Terrain, the story of how germs aren't real and therefore neither is the rest of science.

This week, Seth Andrews of the Thinking Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of The Second Coming, the final film of GAM legend Ron Ormond.

This week, Cecil Cicirello joins us to celebrate our 500th episode with a review of the B minus masterpiece Devil's Knight.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to learn about all the different maladies our cellphones are irradiating our brains with.

This week, we revisit the tail end of the Satanic Panic... or, I guess, the first Satanic Panic. Or... I guess just "the one in the eighties."

This week, American Atheists' legal director Geoff Blackwell joins us for an atheist review of Suing the Devil, possibly the least accurate court room drama ever made.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of The Avenger, a copyright infringement based Easter play that is a new contender for weirdest thing we've ever watched.

This week, guest masochist George Hrab joins us for a review of The Watchers: Revelation, a 2013 movie that rejects the theories of Zecharia Sitchin for being a little too grounded and reasonable.

This week, guest masochist Bryan Schilligo joins us for an atheist review of Hidden Secrets, the story of David AR White not having sex.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a review of The Despiser, one of the greatest achievements in the history of terrible cinema.

This week, Dr. Steve Novella of The Skeptics' Guide to the Universe joins us for a skeptical review of The Earthing Movie; the story of how all disease can be cured by standing on the ground (or buying their patented 'standing on the ground' mat).

This week, you get two guest masochists for the price of one. Michael Marshall and Cecil Something-Italian from the new "Know Rogan Experience" podcast join us to talk about -- Alex Jones. I know. You expected me to say Joe Rogan. What can I say? We like to keep it unpredictable.

In this week's episode, Lydia and Thomas Smith join us for an atheist review of One Nation Under God, the story of a terrifying world where kids aren't forced to pledge allegiance to a monotheistic deity regardless of their personal beliefs.

This week, we welcome in Jordan Black from the Dead Domain YouTube Channel for an atheist review of Disciples in the Moonlight. It's the story of a terrifying near future world where all the hate speech has been removed from the Bible and... that's it. That's the terrifying future.

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us to review Trump by Grace, a pro-Trump TV show that was aborted in the first trimester despite their constant protests about how sinful that is.

This week, the Christmas-tacular spills over into the last week of December.

Sure, we're off this week, but we had a secular bonus episode ready to go for our patrons anyway, and we figured that, if ever there was a time of year for gifting a bonus episode to everyone else, this was it. Happy holidays!

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of The Gospel According to Scrooge, in which Dickens' classic tale of redemption gets a lot more Jesus crammed into its margins. On stage. With music. Sung badly.

This week, the gang is coming at you live from Nashville, Tennessee with an atheist review of Pickleball Princess. The latest from sentient Q-tip Donald James Parker, this film seeks to answer the age old question; "What is Donald James Parker into these days?" And for once, the answer isn't Jesus.

This week, we welcome in Cecilia and Reno from the Comic Dissection podcast join us for an episode of Bibleman. This week, Bibleman tackles the problem of children not loving Jesus enough for him to rescue them from psychological disorders.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Proximity, the story of what happens when I guy whose really good at credits sequences decides that probably makes him good at writing and directing, too.

This week, Marsh and Cecil join us for an atheist review of David vs Goliath: Battle of Faith, the movie that asks "what if the story of David and Goliath was repackaged as an action movie that was repackaged as an ad for a monster truck rally?"

This week, we figured you might not be thinking about election related stuff enough. So we invited Jim and Mark from the Fallacious Trump podcast on to talk about what might just have been the wrongest movie we've ever seen.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Deliverance; a horror movie that isn't afraid to show Marsh things as terrifying as the American health care system.

This week, Lydia and Thomas join us to have their first foray into the cinematic oeuvre of the Wright Family Films, with a review of Hillock Haunting.

This week, Anna Bosnick joins us to review Dolls, a strident political commentary...and a ridiculous horror(?) movie about dolls.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to stare at an underlit screen and wonder what the hell is supposed to be happening.

This week, Katie and Allen from the Werewolf Ambulance podcast join us for an atheist review of The Clot, a fetus-based Christian horror movie.

This week, the guys team up for a woke review of Am I Racist?, the story of Matt Walsh pretending to be self aware to be funny. Because the key to humor is a rigid and intentional lack of self awareness.

This week, we go back to where it all began; the God's Not Dead franchise. Specifically, the fifth installment, God's Not Dead: United We Stand, in which David AR White defends Christian Nationalism with the tried and true argument "that's not Christian Nationalism!"