God Awful Movies

This week, Cara joins the guys for an atheist review of Bless the Child, the story of how in 2001 it was apparently okay to still use "autism as Satan powers" in your movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/s...

This week, the gang goes on a field trip to check out The Eyes of Tammy Faye. And, more importantly, they watch Christian audiences slowly realize that this isn't a Pureflix movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/ch...

This week, the gang returns for an atheist review of God's Not Dead: We the People, the story of David AR White running out of things to even be imaginarily persecuted by. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/sca...

This week, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, Episode 4, in which Heath will be triggered for about an hour and forty-five minutes by Pureflix's bafflingly misguided effort to bring Poker to the screen. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, Th...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to end Mormon Movie Month not with a bang, but with a whimper. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skept...

This week, Eli and Noah join forces for an atheist review of The Other Side of Heaven 2: The Fire of Faith, the follow up to the story of child neglect on the part of the church. This sequel takes our hero back to Tonga where he can recall all the ways he was criminally endangered during his mission and expose his young children to those very same dangers. --- If you’d like to make a per episo...

This week, Dan and Doug of the How to Heretic podcast join us for an atheist review of The Fighting Preacher, the story of a ... fighting preacher. They really kind of spoil it in the title, honestly. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (http...

This week, Shannon Grover and Bryce Blankenagel join us for an atheist review of The Work and the Glory, the story of some people getting conned by Joseph Smith so good that people making a movie about it 200 years later still don't realize it was a con. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful ...

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Elizabeth's Gift, the heartwarming story about a mom with a dead kid, a kid with a dead mom, and the arms deal that brings them together. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https...

This week, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff of the Friendly Atheist podcast joins us for an atheist review of A Teenage Conflict, where we explore the dark and dangerous world of children learning facts and the terrifying world it might lead to.--- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Che...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Only God Can, the story of several actors reading from a script in front of a camera. Sorry, this one doesn't have enough plot to fill out a whole summary. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scath...

This week, Moishe joins us to discuss a show about boring people not quite having an affair. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat) ...

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Soul Surfer, the story of the problem of evil, as told by a shark. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticra...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Unidentified, the story of Rich Christiano feeling like the "but what if they're demons?" question wasn't being asked enough about the UFO phenomenon. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (h...

This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us for an atheist review of Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. It's the story of a spectacularly under-talented writer trying to squeeze ten years of cocaine dreams into 2 hours of film. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check ...

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of After School, the most boobtastic film in the history of God Awful Movies - and I'm gonna go ahead and put my chips down, the most boobtastic film in the future of the show as well. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our ...

This week, Frank and Dan from Thank God I'm Atheist join us for an atheist review of Courageous, the story of a corrupt cop, a dead daughter, a 5K run, a parenting pledge, a down on his luck construction worker, and absolutely no connective tissue. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Hear ...

This week, Marsh joins us to watch kids try (and fail) to clap in rhythm. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audioboom.com/channel/the-skepticrat) , Citation Needed (...

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight are back to take on Pureflix's favorite Jesus in the TV series spin off of their "popular" film The Encounter. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist)...

This week, Andrew Torrez joins the guys for an atheist review of The Conjuring 3: The Devil Made Me Do It, the story of how, if anything, we didn't panic enough about Satanism back in the eighties. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https:/...

This week, guest masochist Patrick Davis joins us for a review of Censored, the story of a bunch of bigots who thinks nobody wanting to listen to them is the same as them not being allowed to talk. --- Learn more about Patrick's magic show here: https://www.magicscam.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://pat...

This week Cara Santa Maria joins us once again for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder, episode 3. It's the story of a giant of a man repeatedly sneaking up on people. Other stuff happens, sure, but it hardly seems consequential enough to mention in comparison. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/g...

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of Cutback, the story of a screenwriter assassinating every plot thread he comes up with two scenes after it's established. And also, subpar surfing montages. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Athei...

This week, Tom and Cecil from the Cognitive Dissonance podcast join us for one of the most joyously awful movies we've watched to date. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Hear more from Tom and Cecil on Cognitive Dissonance (https://dissonancepod.com/) . Check out our other shows, The Sca...

On this week's episode, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "A Week Away", the story of a kid going to Jesus camp and ... that's pretty much it. There's also bad music.

On this week's episode, Heath and Eli join forces with Marsh for an atheist review of Flatliners (1990). We learn about the science of near death experiences from Joel Schumacher.

On this week's episode, Eli, Heath, and Noah join forces for an atheist review of Absolute Interference, the sequel to Mike "My Pillow" Lindell's subway rant about ... stuff that I'd probably get dinged by podcast apps for even spelling out in the intro.

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Lazer Us, a movie so baffling we don't so much describe it as interpret it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://www.carasantamaria.com/) podcast Check out our other shows, The ...

This week, guest masochist Andrew Torrez joins us for a skeptical review of Roe v Wade, the new anti-abortion propaganda flick from the people that brought you nothing ever before or ever again.

This week, Thomas Smith joins us for a very convoluted answer to a really simple question. --- Check out more from Thomas on Opening Arguments (https://openargs.com/) or Serious Inquiries Only (https://seriouspod.com/) or Philosophers in Space (https://0gphilosophy.libsyn.com/) . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: ht...

This week, Dan and Jordan from Knowledge Fight join us for an atheist review of The Bells of Innocence, the story of Mike Norris and David AR White's relentless quest to touch other people's children. And yes, that is precisely the movie's plot. --- Hear more from Dan and Jordan by checking out Knowledge Fight here (https://knowledgefight.com/) . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donatio...

On this week's episode, guest masochist Jessica Bluemke Greiff joins us for an atheist review of The God Question, the story of waiting for software to install, then waiting for software to run, then being upset that the software didn't run correctly. Over and over again. For an entire movie. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out o...

On this week's episode, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of The Atheist Religion, the story of Matt Powell deciding that things he doesn't understand are impossible, and then presenting an embarrassingly long list of things he doesn't understand. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/go...

On this week's episode: Eli and Heath are joined by Tom and Cecil of Cognitive Dissonance for an atheist review of Drive Angry, known for its MASTERFUL performances by Nicolas Cage and William Fichtner.

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for an atheist review of Hunter's Creed, the story of us trying to figure out what Dog the Bounty Hunter is even going for.

This week, guest masochist Cara Santa Maria joins us for a skeptical review of "Run, Hide, Fight", the movie about how school shootings are really kind of the victims' fault if you think about it. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://...

This week, we team up for a skeptical review of Absolute Proof, the store of My Pillow founder Mike Lindell trying to utter a coherent sentence. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepti...

On this week's episode: We're joined by veteran guest masochist Rebecca Vigil for an atheist review of the Christian misogyny documentary A Courtship. --- Check out Rebecca's show here: http://www.yourloveourmusical.com/ --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Sca...

On this week's episode, we're joined by guest masochist AG of Mueller, She Wrote for a secular review of The Order of Rights; the story of a 30 year old teenager suing his girlfriend for joint custody of her uterus. --- Check out more from AG here (https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote) and here (https://twitter.com/aisle45pod) . --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly b...

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of The Healing Field, the story of nonsense on a stick. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/be-reasonable-podcast/) and Skeptics with a K (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/skeptics-with-a-k/) --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and ge...

On this week's episode, Thomas Smith of Opening Arguments joins us for an atheist review of Hearts are Trump, the story of a very, very sad little old man who was really, really sure Trump was gonna win again. But he was wrong. And so he's even sadder now. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfu...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us to discuss the Evangelical snuff play "Heaven's Gates and Hell's Flames", the story of people dying and burning in Hell for eternity because they were born in the wrong country. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://www.carasantamaria.com/) podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please che...

On this week's episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath team up for an atheist review of the intergalactic Jesus Buddha cult classic The Laws of the Sun. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticr...

On this week's episode: Noah, Eli, and Heath team up for an atheist review of Sons of Thunder: Episode 2, the story of violent bigots learning about Jesus in slow motion. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scath...

On this week's episode, Marsh joins us for an atheist review of Christmas in New York with Eric Metaxas, the heartwarming story of how much worse religious people are at comedy than us. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.co...

This week, guest masochist Rachel Wax joins us for an atheist review of "Mistletoe and Menorahs", the story of a woman who has no non-Christmas knowledge and an American who has somehow barely ever heard of it and their incredibly boring first couple of dates. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/god...

This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of "The Borrowed Christmas", the story of a wealthy Christian dude renting children from an orphanage. --- Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy (https://www.carasantamaria.com/) podcast --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Ch...

This week, we make jokes about Dolly Parton and feel really bad about it later. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/be-reasonable-podcast/) and Skeptics with a K (http://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/category/podcast/skeptics-with-a-k/) --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please che...

This week, Luke Barnett joins us to review Beckman, the story of David AR White being pretty darn sure he's still young enough to do martial arts scenes. --- Check out Luke's film Faith Based anywhere that has movies. Here, for example: https://www.amazon.com/Faith-Based-Luke-Barnett/dp/B08KH2Q3ZP --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us ...

This week, Moishe joins us for the Case of the Missing Pushka, the story of a bunch of stereotypes being brazenly reinforced. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist (https://audioboom.com/channel/scathing-atheist) , The Skepticrat (https://audio...