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Sara, Jad, and Patrick discuss the weeks events with our brand new "Apocal-Bulletin" segment. The sexual escapades of Vladimir Putin. Sean Spicer permanently looks like a high school janitor who has just been caught peeping into the girls shower. Sara explains a constitutionally sound inception-style way to preserve democracy under Trump. Listener mail and crucifixion advise. Patrick discusses his sexually tense relationship with his older sister. The "forgotten men and women of America" confront the fact that they have been forgotten. Sara regals us with rock music and we discuss how upset we are that Obama forgot to implement Sharia. Trump should build a pyramid instead of a wall.