Masturbation is Gay, Apparently

Season 5, Episode 41,   Aug 07, 2019, 07:19 AM

The Hoes are back and discussing a Taiwanese Masturbation suit, MTV’s Are You the One, Akua and Sam’s mini vacation, Baby Daddy’s homophobia, having sex for the first time in your twenties, creepy red flags and more! 

Bae(s) of The Week: The cast of this seasons Are You the One with Basit (@basitcom), Remy (@remdelarem), Brandon (@officialbrandondavis) & Aasha (@aasha__), & Kai (@kai_wes)  in particular 

Hoe(s) of the Week: 
JayOkay, Darryln, AnaïsSF, Allison G, Nicole H, Bag Ladiez, Kitty L, Ye, Ms. Vixen, Terrell Star, @beathepuma, Diane J, gios4ma, Lyan, Tater Thotties, Pretty Young Thots, Scoregasm, Teaching Hoes, Janae JB, Jasmine Grant, Jamila, Rianne, & SchweetBaq

Self Care Tips:  Get into a habit of loving and putting yourself first 

Cute Date Idea: Hit up a pro wrestling show 

Fuck That (Currents Events): Rodecka tells us about the Ripple Sexperience,  a masturbation suit that helps disabled folks reach orgasm and Taiwan’s hand angels program. 

Fuck Me (Our Lives): 
Akua: Enoying superficial validation during vacation; Addressing homophobia from her child’s father, (and other people) after a trip to the nail salon; & a discussion on how cisgender heterosexual men don’t show up when it matters.

Rodecka: Getting dumped through text messages by a man who asked to get back together with you in the first place; Encountering a man who doesn’t masturbate because “its gay”; and navigating NYC newly single

Sam: “You MFers are weird and I rebuke it”

Other topics include: Unsolicited dick pics, raising children, & being intimidated to date women  

Fuck You (Your Lives): I’m 22 and would like to have sex for the first time without feeling ashamed to tell me that I’ve never had sex. 

& Am I sleeping with a potential pedophile and habitual line stepper? If so what do I do?

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MUSIC

 Opening: “Queen S%!T” by SheReal

 Fuck That: "Party on the Weekend" King Kam X DVRKAMBR

Fuck Me: “Keeping it Cool Witchu” Chhoti Maa
 
 Fuck You: "Chandelier" Dramangar


End: “Yeah Yeah” Abstract Fish Co


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