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On this week's show we ask if Brentford are the most predictable team in the EFL? Whether last season hangovers are a legitimate excuse for poor form? And whether Clarkey actually writes his own stats?

Plus what's the Premier League playing at with parachute payments, who's started Project Vengeance, and what goals make noises come out your mouth.

RUNNING ORDER

PART 1a - An Internet darling, TV heartthrob, and hat wearer speak on a pod (01.00)

PART 1b - Paddy Power’s Performance of the Weekend (01.30)

PART 1c - Parachute Payments (04.00)

PART 2a - Birmingham 1-0 Brentford (08.00)

PART 2b - Bournemouth 3-2 Blackburn (13.00)

PART 2c - Cardiff 0-2 Sheff Weds (17.10)

PART 2d - Huddersfield 0-1 Norwich (20.00)

PART 3a - Gills 0-2 Hull (22.30)

PART 3b - Accrington 2-0 Peterborough (25.00)

PART 3c - Lincoln 2-0 Oxford (27.30)

PART 3d - Swindon 3-1 Rochdale (30.30)

PART 4a - Southend 0-4 Harrogate (32.30)

PART 4b - Bolton 0-1 FGR (38.00)

PART 5 - Moments of mirth  (41.30)

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