Ep297: Willy's Wonderland - WGT

Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. Nicolas Cage. Movie goers around the world just love his quirkiness and his "ability to just throw himself into a roll". Imagine what it would be like if he could just go "full Cage".

Well, friends, I call bullshit. I don't think Nick Cage is a great actor, and I don't think he's that "quirky". You may disagree, and ultimately I don't care, but we gon' see today! Ever heard of the game Five Nights at Freddy's? Yeah, so has Nick Cage, and he did a FNAF movie, that is "definitely not a FNAF movie", and it's called Willy's Wonderland. (Review at 22:00) That's right, full rage Cage, fighting muppets. This is what you goofs wanted, now let's see if it stinks, stinks like shit.

I'll bet you wish your nose was a dick, so you could use it to fuck butts. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 297! Tune in next week when we get cancelled.

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