Rejected Weenies & The Wrong Kind of Facial: Don't Go Breaking My Heart

We are in the final episode of April's Learning How to Love and are recapping Don't Go Breaking My Heart, starring Italia Ricci as Miranda and Ryan Paevey as Ben. Miranda is the founder of a popular boot camp for the recently broken hearted. Ben gets roped into joining and sparks fly as both Miranda and Ben navigate their feelings and attempt to mend their broken hearts. In this episode we analyze why Hallmark movies are so weenie heavy (hot dogs not man meat), How calling someone 'Bro' should be a punchable offense and how we reeeally must want the movie to take place in Seattle instead of Portland. The geography is horrible in this movie but the love advice is pretty decent in Don't Go Breaking My Heart.