Elisa Jordana sits on Santa's lap
Episode 235, Dec 23, 2022, 07:01 PM
AMAZING, ANDY DICK, BENJY BRONK, CHRISTMAS, CHRISTMAS SPECIAL, COBRA STARSHIP, COOL MUSIC, DARK MARK, ELISA JORDANA, HANNUKKAH, HOLIDAY, HOLIDAY SPECIAL, HOWARD STERN, INTERVIEWS, IRL, JDATE, KERMIT AND FRIENDS, LIVESTREAM, MUSIC, NICOLE SIXX, ROCK, SANTA, SANTA CLAUS, STUTTERING JOHN, THE DARK MARK SHOW, THE HOWARD STERN SHOW, WINTER SOLSTICE, WRITER, keytar
Holiday cheer (and vegan Egg Nog laced with Fireball Whisky) was in the air as Mark and Nicole welcomed Elisa Jordana and Santa Claus to a fast paced and fun holiday party.
Elisa was engaging with her fans on Livestream while the show was going on and her fans were typically unpredictable. She cleared up previous claims that she was asexual and detailed how she fell for Gabe Saporta the lead singer of Cobra Starship and ended up as the keytar player so she could be in front. She met Benjy Bronk on jdate and ended up joining him on The Howard Stern Show writing staff. She then was engaged to Andy Dick despite never having slept with him and his being flamboyantly and unapologetically gay. She talks all about these relationships, her beef with Stuttering John Melendez, getting hacked by her IRL fans, making over men and how she deals with friends and lovers talking bad about her on podcasts, her own show Kermit and Friends and much more.
Santa had to deal with Elisa’s friends calling him a “pedo”, doubting his validity and ethnicity as well as having bible verses thrown at him. He dealt with them with his usual charm and grace, talked about his beef with the Easter Bunny, having magical “keys” to everyone’s house, how creepy it is that he knows when you are sleeping and determined whether Elisa and Nicole were naughty or nice.
Give the gift of The Dark Mark Show this holiday season. Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!
Go to lulu.com and get Nicole's poetry book "Slow Burn" which makes a great holiday gift.
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Elisa was engaging with her fans on Livestream while the show was going on and her fans were typically unpredictable. She cleared up previous claims that she was asexual and detailed how she fell for Gabe Saporta the lead singer of Cobra Starship and ended up as the keytar player so she could be in front. She met Benjy Bronk on jdate and ended up joining him on The Howard Stern Show writing staff. She then was engaged to Andy Dick despite never having slept with him and his being flamboyantly and unapologetically gay. She talks all about these relationships, her beef with Stuttering John Melendez, getting hacked by her IRL fans, making over men and how she deals with friends and lovers talking bad about her on podcasts, her own show Kermit and Friends and much more.
Santa had to deal with Elisa’s friends calling him a “pedo”, doubting his validity and ethnicity as well as having bible verses thrown at him. He dealt with them with his usual charm and grace, talked about his beef with the Easter Bunny, having magical “keys” to everyone’s house, how creepy it is that he knows when you are sleeping and determined whether Elisa and Nicole were naughty or nice.
Give the gift of The Dark Mark Show this holiday season. Go to www.teepublic.com/user/dms1 for shirts, mugs, phone/laptop covers, masks and more!
Go to lulu.com and get Nicole's poetry book "Slow Burn" which makes a great holiday gift.
This podcast is sponsored by
Eddie by Giddy
FDA Class II medical device built to treat erectile dysfunction and performance unpredictability. Eddie is specifically engineered to promote firmer and longer-lasting erections by working with the body's physiology.
Get rock hard erections the natural way again.
Using promo code DARKMARK20, you can save 20% on your Eddie purchase, and you and your partner will be chanting incantations of ecstasy together faster than you can say “REDRUM.”
Go to buyeddie.com/DarkMark for 20% off your purchase using code DARKMARK20 today.
Raze Energy Drinks
Go to https://bit.ly/2VMoqkk and put in the coupon code DMS for 15% off the best energy drinks. Zero calories. Zero carbs. Zero crash
Help former Dark Mark Show cohost Hannah and her dog Lannister. Lannister was recently diagnosed with cancer and needs your help. Please give what you can.
Fundraiser by Lannister Bakk : Lannister’s cancer fund (gofundme.com)
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