Pedri, Vinicius, and the Hardest Geezer

Welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re looking at the weirdly open Champions League field. City are the accepted favourites, but who is next? How good are Real Madrid really? What has Xavi actually done with Barcelona? And who are our dark horses for the competition?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Smiths, black-tie weddings, and an idiot running through Africa.

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