Setting the Bar: Mr. Monopoly?!

If you had to come up with a FAKE CRIME NAME for yourself, what would you pick? If you can manage to make it through the day without telling the police your name is Mr. Monopoly, when they just want to know that your name is Ryan… then you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/fake-id/directly-to-jail-285019