đ Which Olympic Events Should You Watch? And Which Disney Characters Should Compete?
Tier One, AKA The Beauty and the Beast Tier!
These sports define the Summer Olympic experience and are âdo not miss watchingâ during the Paris 2024 Olympics!
đ¤¸đźââď¸Gymnastics - Simon Biles soaring in her floor routine is reason enough to prioritize tuning in! She is flipping and twisting higher and faster than any gymnast alive. Legendary.
đTrack and Field - With the variety of events and the drama of the sprinting and relays itâs a must-watch. Also, Team USA has a good chance to clench gold in the 100M for menâs and womenâs. Fastest man and woman in the world both from the USA? Yes, please!
â˝Football (Soccer) - We are biased here. We love soccer. But with the USA women competing with a new coach and all-new young blood, the world is waiting to see if the favorites can clench gold in over a decade.
Which Marvel characters should compete in all three of these tier-one events?
Spiderman may edge out Black Widow in gymnastics (just barely!) but we feel she would have the edge in soccer. Her experience at kicking faces gives her some practice in kicking a ball.
Tier Two, AKA the Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Tier!
These sports have (almost) been around since the beginning of time. And even though they arenât the most popular, the Olympics wouldnât be the Olympics without them!
đĽBoxing - MMA and WWE have taken fighting sports to super exaggerated heights. To reconnect with the pure athleticism and power of Muhammad Ali, watch boxing.
đŻArchery - Itâs not high-octane excitement, but the tension could be cut with a knife. Without nerves of steel, no one can even begin to compete in this sport.
đ´Equestrian - If you are looking for tradition and class in an Olympic sport, Equestrian is for you. Itâs traditional, yes. But so fascinating to watch humans be so in sync with an animal companion.
Which Star Wars characters should compete in all three of these tier-two events?
All of these sports require tradition and old-school class. No Jedi is more of a gentleman than Qui-Gon Jinn. And the EmperorâŚnot a gentleman. But! He really puts the âoldâ in old-school class đ.
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