More Summer Olympic Sport Ranking with Marvel and Star Wars Characters!

Aug 03, 02:00 PM

Tier One, AKA The Beauty and the Beast Tier!

These sports define the Summer Olympic experience and are “do not miss watching” during the Paris 2024 Olympics!

🏊🏼‍♂️Swimming- There is excitement happening every night in the pool at the Summer Olympics. Leon Marchand, the French swimmer is “Michael Phelps” dominating. Katie Ledeky is becoming the most decorated American female athlete of all time. And Rowdy Gaines is the best commentator you will find at any Olympic event. It is worth it to watch just to listen to him get excited!

🏉Rugby Sevens - After randomly watching several games, we are hooked. The games are short, and the strength and speed of the athletes are incredible to watch. American football is just not as cool now 😅

🏐Volleyball - These men and women can jump! Not only can they jump, but they also smash the ball onto the floor. How are their not massive craters in a volleyball court?

Which Star Wars/Marvel characters should compete in all three tier-one events?

Any competition with these two is not going to be pretty. Kylo Ren and his massive shoulders will fit right in with the swimmers. And Gamora will not want to lose to someone like Kylo Ren who is a bit emotionally unhinged. Who knows who will win in any of these events😆

Tier Three, AKA Treasure Planet Tier!

These events are easily forgotten. But they are some of the sneaky best events to watch during the Summer Olympics!

🧗🏼‍♂️Sport Climbing - If you want to see real-life Spidermans, watch this. It looks like someone is dragging these athletes up by a harness they are moving so fast. But it is all their legs and finger strength. Just wow.

🤽🏼‍♀️Water Polo - You may turn it on and feel nothing much is happening until you realize that everyone is treading water constantly while trying to throw a ball and score goals.

🏋🏼Weight Lifting - Speaking of athletes who earn their medals, the amount of weight these people are lifting is incredible. You see the physical exertion all over their faces. Fingers crossed they don’t drop the weight prematurely. Injuries here can be nasty looking!

Which Marvel characters should compete in all three of these tier-three events?

We are going with the mechanical limb showdown in the Treasure Planet tier. Will Doc Oc’s multiple arms win out against the Winter Soldier’s ruthless nature? And can we allow Doc Oc to participate with eight limbs? That seems a little out of bounds!

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