Abandoned Astronauts Return - March 19, 2025

SpaceX brings home Crew-9, Hilaria Baldwin yells at Alec, Kanye West v. Jay-Z, the JFK files let down, two female teachers busted for nailing students, Maz checks in, and Jim's Picks: Best Albums of 1994.

• SpaceX brings home Crew-9, Hilaria Baldwin yells at Alec, Kanye West v. Jay-Z, the JFK files let down, two female teachers busted for nailing students, Maz checks in, and Jim's Picks: Best Albums of 1994. 
• Kanye somehow gets worse daily. Today he took on Jay-Z and called his kids "retarded".
• Diddy is angry at Kanye for using a recorded call of him on his new song. The guy in prison wants nothing to do with Ye's drama.
• Hilarious Baldwin wears the pants in her relationship with Alec.
• A hot teacher gets busted for hooking up with a 15-year-old student. While a gross teacher is in trouble for hooking up with multiple 15-year-old students. 
• A hot sorority girl was arrested and her mugshot went viral. Then she capitalizes on it and pretends like she doesn't like the attention.
• A stereotypical Chinese "fight" goes viral. Did he use karate? Kung Fu? Taekwondo? Muay Thai? Whatever. Who cares? Hilarity ensues...
• Hey Helen Hunt. Why you look different?
• The stranded-by-Boeing Astronauts are FINALLY back from space.
• The JFK Assassination files are out. Once again, we're teased with some great new info only to be let down.
• Can everyone PLEASE stop messing with Teslas.
• The disgusted girl next to Tracy Morgan's puke comes forward... and is Steven Spielberg's daughter.
• A brand new Bonerline.
• Looking for a cool Rock Doc? Check out Louder Than Love: The Grande Ballroom Documentary.
• PornHub never answers their phone.
• Pete Davidson has a new girlfriend who is a model. And his tattoos are back.
• Ashton Kutcher is un-retired from public life and getting ready to return to acting.
• Kylie Kelce got her dream podcast guest...Michelle Obama.
• We interrupt Tom Mazawey's shopping to talk about March Madness. Aaron Rodgers to the Vikings is not dead yet despite every report everywhere. Maz hasn't talked to Kirk Gibson yet, but has Drew? Tom hates the new Detroit Tigers scoreboard. March Madness upset talk. Then we end with Maz's favorite astronauts.
• Jim's Picks: Best Albums of 1994.
• New Rolling Stone article about Jonathan Majors. Are we ready for him to make a comeback?
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