Monday, April 6: Nude Man Breaks In, Reaper Drones, 90-Year-Old Feet

Chaz and AJ started Dumb Ass News this morning with a story about a serial home invasion culprit, who steals nothing but makes sure to remove all of his clothes. (0:00)

While talking about the incredible rescue efforts for a US fighter jet pilot, AJ brought up a commercial that derailed the conversation. (6:10)

A 90-year-old woman recently set a Guinness World Record for the longest dead hang. The feat was accomplished in jeans, a granny sweater, but no shoes or socks. It did not take long for AJ to accept putting those feet in her mouth for a surprisingly low amount of money, and Tribe member Art in Ansonia to volunteer his 88-year-old mother, Shirley. (17:44)  

Shirley was on the phone to set up tomorrow's bet pay-off, agreeing to come in studio so AJ could put her feet in his mouth. (30:54)