Everybody Loves Richard Simmons – May 13, 2026
May 13, 11:46 PM
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- The Mystery of Richard Simmons on ABC, Spencer Pratt v. TMZ, Thomas Markle’s GoFundMe for a house, Rich Beato destroys the New York Times, Michael Jackson defenders hate us, pooping in school, and a Tic Tac took Marc out.
- Marc vs a Tic Tac. The Tic Tac was victorious.
- Why can’t doctors tell us how much a service costs?
- Michael Jackson molested the Cascio family and his defenders have infiltrated out YouTube page. Don’t forget to subscribe.
- DoorDash driver Olivia Henderson lied about a sexual assault and shared a TikTok of her naked customer, yet somehow she’s the victim.
- Can Spencer Pratt actually win the election for LA Mayor? He’s getting slammed for living in a hotel instead of his Airstream.
- Kevin Hart and Tony Hinchcliffe are in trouble for a George Floyd joke. Katt Williams killed it at the roast.
- There is a GoFundMe worth donating to… ‘Help Thomas Reunite with Family’. Meghan Markle is apparently out-earning Prince Harry.
- Chris Brown and Usher are going on tour. Pitchfork recently ripped Chris Brown’s new album to the point that he wants to beat up the writer like he’s Rihanna.
- Goop is moving to AI and firing employees.
- NYU students are not fans of Jonathan Haidt.
- Diane Sawyer has a new special out on The Mystery of Richard Simmons. Rosie O’Donnell ruined the show.
- Did you ever poop in middle school?
- Rick Beato takes on the New York Times’ 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters list.
- Sydney Sweeney’s huge boobs dominated the latest episode of Euphoria.
- Alex Murdaugh’s double murder convictions are overturned thanks to some dope clerk.
- Merch is for sale! Buy it. Or don’t. But do.
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