Wednesday, June 24: Confusing World Cup Goal, Trapped in a Toilet, Stoned Tornado Survivor

Cristiano Ronaldo scored a milestone goal in Portugal's World Cup match yesterday, but Chaz and AJ were having a very hard time understanding the announcer's call of the play. (0:00) 

In Dumb Ass News, a man became trapped in a toilet trying to rescue his sunglasses. He needed rescue from the camping trail outhouse, after becoming stuck in the "tank." (12:36)  

Tornados are terrifying, especially when your house is literally being ripped apart around you. However, Chaz and AJ had to wonder what this guy was smoking as he recorded the storm tearing apart his home. (17:29) 

Photo credit: Reuters