Carrot Top… or Bottom? – July 12, 2026

awsuit accuses Carrot Top of sending a sex video, Rolling Stones new album, Britney Spears sunroof surfing, "Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea" on Netflix, Bryan Callen humiliated, Prince Harry bombs on stage, RIP Lindsey Graham, Conor McGregor embarrassment, and Man v. Bison.

• Lawsuit accuses Carrot Top of sending a sex video, Rolling Stones new album, Britney Spears sunroof surfing, "Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea" on Netflix, Bryan Callen humiliated, Prince Harry bombs on stage, RIP Lindsey Graham, Conor McGregor embarrassment, and Man v. Bison.
• RIP Lindsey Graham. Conspiracy theories are afoot. Mitch McConnell is probably dead.
• More controversy at the World Cup! It's down to four countries.
• Music: Jay Z rocked Yankee Stadium... with his wife and nepo-brat. Jack White is also dabbling in nepotism. The Rolling Stones are still putting out pretty good music. Mick Jagger still has his marbles. Richie Sambora is a little bitter about Jon Bon Jovi. There is some beef between Bon Jovi and Skid Row. Alex Van Halen doesn't want to talk about Sammy Hagar. Rick Beato loves David Lee Roth.
• Former Detroit Lion Terrion Arnold is facing serious charges, but several teams are looking at his talents.
• Conor McGregor sucked at UFC 329, losing to Max Holloway after his knee blew out.
• Some dude put his head out the window mid-air on Ryanair plane.
• Costa Concordia: Nightmare at Sea on Netflix covers the cruise line disaster.
• Some people believe Nolan Wells was murdered by his friends. Jenifer Lewis wrote a poem about all these white people killing Black people. TMZ had Wells' best friend on the air, but they're still suspicious.
• Breaking News: Mitch McConnell has provided proof of life.
• Lizzo's latest album BOMBED!
• Drew is going to break down BBL's on tomorrow's program. Can't wait.
• Carrot Top is looking to hold on to an NDA preventing him from being outed. Is Carrot Top gay, or what?
• Britney Spears is making great decisions after her recent DUI.
• Sydney Sweeney is striking while the iron is hot and showing off that body.
• Sofia Vergara is 54 and hot. Some people can't get over her 'Roast Beef Chalupa'.
• Paulina Porizkova married some dude named Jeff Greenstein. Good luck, Jeff.
• Bryan Callahan (Callen) humiliated himself at the 17th Annual World MMA Awards.
• Rosie O'Donnell has been sneaking into the US. She reconnected with her jailbird daughter after 10 years of estrangement... in the name of content.
• Markleverse: Meghan Markle showed up to England after all. She will not make any public appearances as nobody in the UK wants to see her. Prince Harry looked like a fool at some Invictus announcement. Elton John is still paying Harry's bills. They're burning all their bridges. Kate Middleton, meanwhile, looked radiant with her lovely family at Wimbledon.
• Matt Gutman almost fell for some scamola.
• Man vs Bison! Watch this video.
• Braves announcer CJ Nitkowski is proud of the whites.
• Merch, yo. Check it.
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