Things are Changing! (Drake is Barking)

Episode 395 · Aug 12, 11:57 AM

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The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong.

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EP 395 — Timestamps
00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon
03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him
05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls
11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?!
13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs
15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend?
15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom?
16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing
19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake?
22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable
24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now?
25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip
26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job”
27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins
28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral?
29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity
30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment
31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it
33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob
34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window
35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl?
36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?!
38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself?
45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding
47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified”
50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past?
51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible
53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret?
56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married?
57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time
58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD”
59:26 – Back to the wedding question
01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you?
01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music?
01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed
01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views?
01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done
01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee
01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants
01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip
01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a hole