Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy

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Tahir Moore welcomes comedian, writer, and father Donny Comedy to Dam Internet, You Scary! to break down the wildest news stories trending across the web. Donny shares his hilarious theory on how to guarantee having a baby boy, navigating morning breath rules in marriage, and strict childhood upbringing rules.  The duo dives deep into crazy real-world headlines, including a father leaving his 7-year-old son alone on Mount Fuji to keep hiking, rabid bats taking over a Pasadena park, a scammer who faked a whole NFL career, a mysterious floating island in British Columbia, and a mukbang YouTuber who ordered 20 meals on a single 15-hour flight. Plus, Donny explains wild college drink recipes like the "Jackson 5" and "Charged Up Hulk". 

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Host: Tahir Moore @tahirmoore
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00:00 - Intro & Weathering LA Heat w/ Donny Comedy  
01:30 - Donny’s "Secret Rules" to Guarantee Having a Boy  
06:48 - Morning Breath Rules & Marriage Survival  
07:45 - Father Leaves 7-Year-Old Alone on Mount Fuji  
10:20 - Black Childhood Rules: Never Ask for Food at Relatives' Houses  
12:54 - Grocery Store Discipline & The Clapping Technique  
14:26 - Rabid Bat Warning Issued in Pasadena Park  
15:39 - Vasectomy Rules & Basic Personal Hygiene  
18:00 - Aging Dogs, Hearing Loss & Life Lessons for Kids  
21:41 - Cash App Sponsorship  
25:18 - Fake NFL Player Fakes Career & Scams Investors  
32:15 - Prison Scammers & Fleece Johnson ("Booty Bandit") Stories  36:56 - MyBookie Sponsorship  
38:29 - Suspect Dies of Cardiac Arrest Hiding Body in Woods  
40:58 - Therapy, Emotional Control & Growth in Marriage  
47:35 - Massive Floating Island Appears & Disappears in Reservoir  50:18 - Deep Ocean Fears & Thalassophobia  
52:54 - Mukbang YouTuber Orders 20 Meals on a 15-Hour Flight  
55:04 - Guy Fieri Conspiracy & Boiling College Liquor ("The Jackson 5")  01:01:21 - The Fake NFL Player Name Mix-Up  
01:03:00 - Donny Comedy Socials & Tahir Moore Stand-Up Tour Dates  

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