Thursday, September 24: Florida Man Enters Dumbass News Hall Of Fame; What Everyone Needs To Know By Age 30; Concert Stories

A Florida man was given one simple task: take nine steps and say his ABCs during a DUI test. Easy, right? Not if you're aiming for the Dumbass News Hall of Fame. (0:00)

Remember when turning 30 meant you could confidently navigate adulthood? Chaz and AJ discovered that's no longer a guarantee. Listeners called in with surprisingly basic things people should know how to do by age 30 but somehow never learned, from reading a paper map and addressing an envelope to ordering at a deli counter without looking like they're defusing a bomb. (7:38)

Live Nation's Jimmy Koplik checked in with Chaz and AJ for a tour through rock history, concert chaos, and some of the wildest stories from his decades in the business. Jimmy discussed the latest buzz on a possible return of Ozzfest, looked back at the legendary first Farm Aid lineup, and recalled the time he somehow wound up in handcuffs at an AC/DC show. Things got even crazier when a conversation about rising country-rock stars Treaty Oak Revival and their beer-soaked crowds led Jimmy to tell the story of the biggest concert mess he's ever dealt with: a full-blown riot at a Rage Against the Machine and Wu-Tang Clan show. (16:19)