The Apocal-Cast

Apocal-Intro Song #19, Pat's childhood friend Danny comes by to discuss the crucifixion and wedding business, Tales of an assistant DJ, Fucked over by Greek weddings, The lie that helped us deal with a tragic incident in high-school, I've been drafted, the Ballad of Poor Little Milo, I wasn't right with the Lord. Our bar correspondent Nicky the Wolf calls in to discuss strange weather patters i...

Dark Ukrainian Circus, PSA, repent, trade and manufacturing jobs, into each generation is born a Bannon and an Anti-Bannon, who is he? Is the messiah a creature with 12 vaginas and 4 penises? Why it's important to film everything. Pat heroically tackles a 5-lb dog, Listener Mail! Midwest Al predicts that the waters will recede to the sound of bloody lute music. The Department of Earth Inseminat...

Apocal-Cast intro song # 17, Pickle Brine Advice, The Pope and Midwest Al vs. Trump, Being fired from a cannon in space to impregnate the Earth itself, Apocal-News Bulletin, Scroll Theft, Laugh Track, The #Bannonishment, Trump tweets, The President is collecting virgin blood from your children, The New Girl and Incest, Extreme vetting, Goats

The menace that Trump poses to Hell energy studies. Violet and Sara regale us with the 16th Apocal-Intro song. Attack of the Tabernacle! Can solidarity be arousing? Why shouldn't I be able to drive drunk when it's my religious belief? Steve Bannon tries to sink the Apocal-Cast with depth charges. Which animals are more pious? Patrick recalls the brutality of his childhood in revolutionary France.

Sara, Jad, and Patrick discuss the weeks events with our brand new "Apocal-Bulletin" segment. The sexual escapades of Vladimir Putin. Sean Spicer permanently looks like a high school janitor who has just been caught peeping into the girls shower. Sara explains a constitutionally sound inception-style way to preserve democracy under Trump. Listener mail and crucifixion advise. Patrick discusses ...

Famous Doomsday Predictions, The Passion of the Christie, Donald Trump's Violent revenge. Musical guests, Sarah Steele and Violet Em. Civil War letters from space. I love you Zardoth!

On the November 3rd 2016 episode our bar correspondent Nicky calls in, and we predict the Trump victory. We also discuss how video game plots from the 90s predicted 2016 better than any other medium. Patrick describes a dream he had about his beard and Donald Trump. "Something is waiting Hillary is gonna lose, Trump is gonna win, and then every day is gonna be a living hell its gonna be a wakin...

Apocal-Cast Intro Song #11, Jad + Patrick argue about who is going to hell. We read some listener mail, and discus the Crisis Management Unit as well as why Jesus is full of hate. Johnny B-Roll and Jad recollect Star Trek the Next Generation's Barbara Crusher, and debate the "Chitara Act." We also have listener mail and our weekly radio drama ""ISIS in Space." We also pay tribute to Carrie Fisc...